There's nothin' like a big shot of grapefruit juice in your eye to wake you up in the morning. Unless it's 10 sneezes because you're allergic to your cat. I've had Tigger since the 7th grade, but when I moved out, I wasn't allowed to take her with me. Now that mom has a new cat, Tigger has been here for a few months. And I'm now addicted to sudafed. I want to give her back, but my folks won't take her. Tigger is a bit of a freak. She won't allow the litterbox to be anywhere except the dining room. Which is so fancy we only eat Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners there. They said if I don't want her, I have to take her to the pound. I've had her for 11 years, and am willing to endure a few more months of agony (she's not going with me to Cali). Last night as I was picking crusties off her back near her tail, I found a bug. Not a flea, just a black bug. So now we get to go to the vet. She's not completely worthless. I have these mutant grasshoppers the size of base balls, and Tigger finds them very tastey. She's killed 4 so far. She'll eat most of them. Leave a leg or two lying around. Yeah it's gross, but at least I don't have to deal with them. Well, I should get ready for the wonderful, non-stressful work day ahead of me. This is great!

Another website I sometimes write for: tribe

Eventually I will add it to my list on the side over there. Just not tonight.

Holy crap is life good! Yesterday was the best work day in forever. No stress. Plus I was surprised as to how much I remembered. So they didn't really have to train me on much, except where stuff is in that store. I've been meaning to get up and work out in the mornings, but it's been so nice to be able to sleep in. And my schedule is great. Everything rocks. I'm actually looking forward to going in today. And I helped Tosh last night with some data entry, which was fun. Yes, I actually enjoyed it. Kind of sad. Anywho, I'm going to floss now. Just thought you should know.

Work is becoming unbearable. I should leave here in three minutes, and it is taking every ounce of my being to do so. There are four of us at the center, and by next week, I think the other three are going to walk out. Which makes me feel incredibly sorry for the ladies on the program. No one wins here. God. Is it Friday night yet?

Much fun was had today. Saw Mitch Hedberg tonight with Tosh. Went backstage and got our picture taken with him. It was a very enjoyable evening.

A little self reflection. I think the reason I used to write more often is because of boredom and unrest. Ever since I took the job at the weightloss place, I've had much less free time. Monday I worked 8:30-7:30. Yesterday it was 10-8. It kind of sucks up my entire day. And also, I've decided to have a personal life. As in, to myself. Months ago I would write freely about parties or crazy times. But lately I've decided that not everyone needs to know every detail about the fantastic weekend I had. Nor do they care. And I don't mean that to sound negative by any means. It's just that if I wrote about how incredibly happy and content I am, you would all be throwing up. I have decided to leave the fat ladies. I haven't acted since last November, and that's not helping anything. I have a meeting with an agent tomorrow, which I'm really looking forward to. My headshots kind of suck, so this weekend I'm doing a reshoot. I go back to Click in a week and a half. And that kind of sucks to. I'm REALLY going to miss the money, and, actually, the women. You become emotionally attached to their success. And there are some younger girls I would love to hang out with outside of work. Monday I'm going to start breaking the news to people. But I know I've made the right decision. Click will allow me to act. And I'm out of debt now, so that's a tick mark on my side. So. That's what's new with me.

P.S. Guns'n'Roses was a highly underrated band.