Does anyone EFFING use their turn signals anymore? Seriously folks! I wish I had a gun so I could shoot cars who don't use their signals. Not to injure anyone, mind you. Just to teach a lesson. I'm convinced people would learn quickly.

So if you are guilty of not using your turn signal and we ever make eye contact (because I will stare you down and mouth "turn signal" at you. well, sometimes i yell and pound on my steering wheel), know that I am shooting you in my head.

*RAGE BLACKOUT*