Inspired by Michelle, I checked out my horoscope on The Onion.

"After the fire at your place, investigators won't want to question you so much about smoking in bed or the grow lights in the closet but about the stacks and stacks of bridal magazines."

Hilarious, considering *Faith* has stacks of bridal magazines and the first time Justin came out for a visit I let him know so he wouldn't think I'm totally nuts.