All Hail Epsom Salt!!

I do not get it. It's just salt, right? No...it is magic. I don't want to know how it works--I don't care. All I know is that before I got in the tub, I was regretting the day I was born. The instant...no, the INSTANT I got in the water the pain went away. Not completely, mind you. But I'd say a whopping 80%. I spent the entire time in the tub marveling at the wonders that is The Salt. This is the happiest discovery since my burn incident and aloe.

Epsom Salt, how do I love thee...

*le sigh*