heaven forbid i should waste

i drink out of a 36 oz water bottle. the mouth is about 2.5 inches in diameter. there's a little bit left i want to finish before refilling. i tilt my head all the way back. it dribbles into my mouth. there is still a bit left. i jerk the bottle and a huge dollop of water lands directly in my eye. not a little on my face, but completely in my eyeball, proper. as soon as i tilt my head back up, it pours down my cheek. luckily i don't wear much makeup, so it's only my mascara that runs off.

fine. lesson learned. thanks.