Yesterday when I was pulling out of Bashas, I looked to the left to make sure no cars were coming. Then I sneezed while my head was turned. And today my neck and jaw hurt.

The stupidest song on the radio is by the Black Eyed Peas. I absolutely hate it. The lyrics are so simplistic a 5 year old could have written them. The beat sounds like something from a keyboard circa 1985. And for some unknown reason, I just couldn't switch the channel. I was drawn into it's black hole of garbage. I mean, really. "My lovely lady lumps"?? Come on.