zha once told me that cold showers increase your sex drive. Now, that may be true, but I think the stipulation is that you actually have to want to take that cold shower. Usually I like to take showers so hot it burns my skin. During the summer, I take luke warm showers. But this morning, I took a nice cold shower.

Not on purpose.

See, there are three things the guy above me does: Moves heavy objects whilst wearing metal boots and tapdancing, has sex occasionally, and bathes. I was in a rush this morning, so I had no choice but to join him. And, for the record, the coldness did not make me horny. It made me angry.

And now you know my bathing habits.