I did three loads of laundry yesterday, and they're on my bed so I'll fold them before I go to sleep. Yeah. So they're moving to the floor. I had a faboo time with my girlfriend tonight. We gabbed and laughed as usual, but she said something that was funny to me the way "I will always have a soft spot in my vagina for Foxy Boy" is funny to her.

"You're cute. Bring your penis over here."

Ah, I love my lady.