Stolen from Michelle.

Ashley needs you like water in her lungs.

Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid.

Ashley does a jig. (!)

Ashley hates us, no wait she was just kidding - although we couldn't tell.

Ashley goes dark.

Ashley loves the (literal) apple of her eye.

Ashley eats a spoonful of mustard.

Ashley has the Keys to Success.

Ashley died in the pursuit of excellence.

Ashley won't proceed with Bradco purchase.

Ashley can't stand Mary-Kate.

Ashley wants us to know that she can afford Louis Vuitton.



Google Search taught me:

It sucks to have the first name of a child star, a hooker, and a High School: The Musical singer.