I am a bad friend. Hagrid and I were emailing at work Friday and he cracked me up. I told him I was going to quote him that night, but I never got around to it. So here we go, belated but still very much loved:

"Anyway, I didn't know you were talking to Kenny about getting work. I know that you were in contact with him in hopes of bearing a Bloom baby."

Then, yesterday he text messaged me a photo of a Hagrid action figure. I nearly wet myself.