Sometimes I wish I could get inside people's heads--hear what they're thinking. That would be my super power if I could choose. Also, when things are on sale, I have to buy them in the quantities specified. I needed one of each of my items at Walgreens, but they were 2 for $5 and 2 for $3. So, of course, I had to follow protocol.

Which brings us to:

Today I would have loved to hear the checkout girl's thoughts as I handed her two boxes of tampons and two huge symphony chocolate bars. Could I be anymore stereotypical?