Note to self: When using a new face-cleansing product with the words "icy" and "blast" in the title, do not, I repeat, do NOT use to remove eye make-up.

Also, last night as I was taking my shower, I noticed our ceiling was leaking. Paul mentioned it to me, too. At first I thought it was condensation, then I remembered I now live in the desert. I was afraid our bathroom ceiling would cave in. So I called emergency maintenance, and they came over this morning. Here is what the work order said:

"Request: leak in ceiling above shower.
Description of work done: Resident's own shower head was leaking and shooting water up towards ceiling. Tighten shower head.
Have a great day!"

How hard was it, do you think, for Javier not to add, "dumbass" to the end of that?