I, too, have played the MASH game. And these are my results. Thanks, Heather.

"Your husband's name is Joey McIntyre and you have 3 children. You're a stripper who drives to work every day in a blue corvette. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Joey McIntyre in your house in Amsterdam."

At the end, it was between stripper and actress. Damn, I was so close.