Unbelievable.

I haven't shaved in a while. Come on...it's winter! And I was almost done--I mean, literally on my last swipe--when I nicked the poo out of my right leg. And I wasn't even shaving that leg. I took my last swipe on my left leg and let my right hand swing down to the water to rinse it off when I took out about 4 inches of skin. And in the moment before I stood there, trying to catch my breath, I had just been thinking to myself how proud I was that I didn't nick anything.

Well, let this be the foremost example of not counting your chickens before they hatch.

*owie*