So this is the kind of day today is going to be:

I spent 5 minutes tearing my car up to find my badge. Contorting my body to look under the seats...only to realize I was already wearing it.

Then, as I'm logging on to our system, I did it too fast and am now disabled. I can't do any work until I'm re-enabled. But I can't get re-enabled until my supervisor calls California. I can't find my supervisor.

Oh, bother.