Every day at the office they pass around the horoscope section from the Arizona Republic. I have become addicted to "The Scene" in section E. It's a little Hollywood blurb written by Suzanne Condie Lambert. Sometimes she has the most hysterical stuff tucked into her column. The quotes come from the AP, but the filler is all hers. The following is a portion of yesterday's article. It was about how Jackie Chan is quashing Chris Tucker's dreams of a Rush Hour 3:

"He's still a new actor," Chan says..."He needs to learn slowly."
Probable translation: Tom Cruise can get away with demanding that studio chiefs pay tribute in the form of hypnotized, virgin brides, but Tukcer should just shut up and bring the doughnuts, already.
Tucker's publicist did not return the AP's call.
In related news: Mmm. Doughnuts.