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Thursday, December 22, 2005

A Public Apology

Dear Pancreas,

I would just like to apologize for the consistent abuse you have been putting up with for the past two weeks. It ends tonight (after that coldstone creamery fiasco). Thank you for not giving up on me and walking out. Tomorrow you will get eggs and tuna instead of cookies and chocolate. You did nothing to deserve this horrid, horrid treatment you've been receiving. I promise to be better to you in the days and weeks to come. In fact, lets go out on a date tomorrow. How about the gym? We can work off some of that pure sugar I have been dousing you with. Thank you for not sending me into a diabetic coma out of spite.

Love always,
ac

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