I do not care what the plot says it is, it's really a porn. Paul rented Bully, and it sounded interesting. I have to be up at 5:30 every morning, so I didn't feel like sitting with him. But after walking in on the first scene and asking what the hell are you watching, I popped my head in every once in a while. I have never seen more unshaved pubes in my life. It was really disturbing. The first half hour was all different sex scenes. Between 17 yr olds. Gross. And the cussing and drug use actually offended me. The worst part about it is that it's supposedly based on a true story.

But my favorite part was when Brad Renfro was crying and slobbering all over the place. I looked away. My face was still towards the TV, but my focus was not. And Paul looks over and says, "It's the spit, isn't it?" Crap, he knows me well. I love that.

Moral of story: Don't be fooled by plot outlines. The Ring was not a detective mystery. It was a scarethecrapoutofmesoIcan'tsleepforaweek movie. And Bully is not a story about a murder plot. It's hairy naked kids smoking pot and cursing.