Deal Or No Deal is so much more exciting when you are effing wasted. This dude is between $1 and $1,000,000.00! HOLY COW! WHAT WILL HAPPEN???

Oh, he totally just hit NO DEAL! THE CROWD GOES WILD. I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS!!! IT IS HARD TO TYPE!!! HE DIDN'T SWAP CASES!!!

Dear DVR, I am so thankful for you! Three bleeps later, and the poor guy won $1.00. Stink!

P.S. Thanks, Boys, for having a wine and cheese night without the cheese.